we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i was born a porn star she said
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
