break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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