Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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