Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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