Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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