she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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