is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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