so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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