My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
But theres a keg here and me gusta
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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