Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
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