id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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