why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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