where are you?
Hypothermia
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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