The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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