you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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