I heard we made out
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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