so explain again why im purple
no
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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