If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
Randomize
