I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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