how can u be prego again
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
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