im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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