Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Randomize
