My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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