Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
