So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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