Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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