Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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