yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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