He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
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