Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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