Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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