On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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