What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
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