I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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