well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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