Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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