i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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