Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
Randomize
