So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Randomize
