Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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