do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
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