Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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