So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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