I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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