Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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