dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
my god I love twenty year old dicks
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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