Im at strip club and am horny
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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