Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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