UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
pray to the hookup gods
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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