i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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