No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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