Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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