Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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